AND KALLI DEAR, FOR ADDING A WHOLE YEAR! <8'D <3
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1. Kalo never said ' Play it again, Sam'!
2. Kalo can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
3. Kaloolatry is the mindless worship of Kalo.
4. It's bad luck to put Kalo on a bed!
5. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Kalo.
6. Kalo was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.
7. Kalo is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
8. Antarctica is the only continent without Kalo.
9. The most dangerous form of Kalo is the bicycle.
10. The patron saint of Kalo is Saint Eugenie!
1. Mirage is the world's largest rodent.
2. The air around Mirage is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
3. India tested its first nuclear Mirage in 1974.
4. Mirage can sleep for three and a half years.
5. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Mirage.
6. Mirage once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
7. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Mirage is near.
8. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Mirage.
9. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Mirage.
10. About 100 people choke to death on Mirage each year!
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*mutes Kalli* //Spire: D:< Hey now, relax 
